Votergasm is more than a website. It is more than an idea. It is a movement.
But for the Votergasm dream to become a reality, we need your help to get out
our message. In swing states across America, lonely college students are dreaming
of steamy election-night sex, but don't know how to find it. That's why we've
kicked off our swing-state campus newspaper ad campaign. And that's why we need
your help.
We're planning to advertise in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida, Wisconsin, Colorado,
Michigan, Iowa, and Missouri. Each ad costs about $500, and reaches thousands
of civic-minded, sex-starved young patriots hungry for an opportunity to register
to vote, request an absentee ballot, and get laid on November 2.
Your money can make the difference.
There's a bumper sticker that says, "If you think education is expensive,
try ignorance." Our message is similar: if you think sex is expensive, try
abstinence. And if you think democracy is expensive, try a dictatorship. A dictatorship
that prohibits sex. Terrifying, right?
Help us help America. Get your Mastercard, Visa, or Paypal account ready--and
click below to donate.
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